Death is God’s way of saying you are fired. Suicide is humans way of saying, I quit.
Death is God’s way of saying you are fired. Suicide is humans way of saying, I quit.
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Death is God’s way of saying you are fired. Suicide is humans way of saying, I quit.
Did anyone ever notice that “STUDYING” is a mixture of STUDY and DYING?
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Bachelors should be heavily taxed. It’s not fair that some men should be happier than others.
I never make the same mistake twice. Three, four times maybe. But never twice.
If people could see the face I make when I read their facebook status updates, they would probably unfriend me.
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How to make a woman go mmmmmmm all nite long? …………………….. with Duct Tape 🙂
Viagra is now available in powder form to put in your tea. It does not enhance your performance but it does stop your biscuit going soft. Lolz
I have enough money to live comfortably for the rest of my life, If I die next Tuesday.
If people could read my mind, I’d get punched in the face a lot.